This happens like WAY back, like a few weeks back maybe.

To the freaking aunty at Bedok NTUC, who was shouting at my mum:

DO I HAVE TO BUY 150 batang PENCILS TO MAKE YOU SMILE???

See, I’m trying real hard not to add the F- in the above sentence, if you can call it a sentence.

You freaking shout at the wrong person lah aunty. Know why??

The husband was standing at some corner, freakin staring at you.

And both daughters were staring nearby, were freaking staring at you.

And after my mum paid for her purchases, did you hear the message I gave you?

You didn’t?? Awwww.. I said it loud enough for other to hear though..

I said something beginning with “C”

Hehehehehe..

See.. Shout somemore ah.. Scream somemore at my mum..

Told ya you mess with the wrong person.

Oops.. Make that the wrong family.

150 pencils leh!!! What …..